thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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