No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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