I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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