I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
this just has baby written all over it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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