All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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