you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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