I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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