I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
now i know why i became what i already was.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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