I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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