why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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