Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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