Christians are straight up FREAKS
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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