The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
