think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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