Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize