So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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