just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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