he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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