just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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