woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
third nipple confirmed
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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