I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
not ubering you a puppy
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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