Pregnant stripper...not hot.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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