we have pet lesbian snakes
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
the raccoons are back...
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