P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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