it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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