yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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