So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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