I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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