we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Do vagina's smell?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
