if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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