are you still at the devil's house?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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