I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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