I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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