I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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