whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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