you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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