i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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