Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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