we're chasing vodka with high fives
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Someone came in the potted fern
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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