Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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