Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
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Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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