He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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