Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
false alarm, still single
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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