Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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