I hope mine doesn't look like that
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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