My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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