I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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