Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
try to milk me bitch
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
