yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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