Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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