I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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