covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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