i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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