Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You've changed since you got that strap on
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
