so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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