How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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