soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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